Thursday, September 10, 2009

Heinous Kiddie Toys

Now your kids can lose their dignity AND their innocence with these two unethical nightmares. Later this month, your little boy can legally touch Michael Jackson vicariously through his 1983 Thriller doll complete with an alternate zombie head, boots, and 4 more sets of hands so call the neighborhood kids and have a Neverland slumber party! If you have daughters, Poll Dancer Doll will coerce them into embracing a life of titillation; entertaining desperate men for measly cash and a cheap thrill. This will definitely build confidence.. or undermine it- I can't remember which. Anyway, be a good parent and go out buy some dolls!

[Links: Gizmodo & Gizmodo]

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