Sunday, August 30, 2009

Be an obcessive conoisseur (Huge Douche) with Finger Food Plates!

Did you graduate from Holy Cross? Do you have an overstated sense of self-awesomeness? Do you smoke Djarum Black clove cigarettes? If your answer to any of these questions was "Yes," then I've found another item to add to your Christmas wish list. The Finger Food Party Plates are mini plates with rings (3 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall) that fit right around your finger. So, at your next modern art opening, while you're standing in the vernissage under a cloud of smug festering in your own superficial existence, you can eat a niguiri roll right off your forefinger!

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