Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Greatest Movie Ever?

The Expendables, written and directed by Sylvester Stallone, is a movie about a team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator. But the plot is irrelevent. Along with its 2010 release date, it includes an absolutely ridiculous cast of complete meatheads: Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator & Current Governor of California), Sylvester Stallone (Rambo), Dolph Lundgren (Ivan Drago from Rocky IV), Jet Li (The One, Fearless), Heavyweight Ultimate Fighting Champion Randy Couture, Jason Statham (The Transporter, Crank), Mickey Rourke (Sin City, The Wrestler), and Danny Trejo (The Mexican criminal in literally every movie). Ben Kingsley, who is not shown above, and Forrest Whitaker also signed on presumably to provide at least some acting amidst all of the inevitable killing and mayhem. Simply put, Stallone is a nutcase. A cast like this... as mercenaries? I can't wait to see hundreds upon hundreds of people getting killed in the sweetest way possible. Early prediction: Best. Movie. Ever.

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1 comment:

Joseph's Invention for 195 said...

couldn't agree more, legends collide in 2010