Friday, December 10, 2010
Curren$y - Pilot Talk II (Album Review)
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Album Review)
Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon / And at the airport, they check all through my bag and tell me it’s random... This the real world, homie, school finished / They done stole your dreams, you don’t know who did it / I treat the cash like the government treats AIDS, I won’t be satisfied till all my niggas get it, get it?
Friday, September 17, 2010
For those of you who still give a shit...
Too soon? Sorry. Anyway, Jerk Magazine, a student-run magazine on campus, has called upon me to share my words and wisdom on their online blog. This was an opportunity I couldn't refuse. I can include this on my resume and still write in the same sarcastic, incendiary prose that has become my writing style. You can bookmark the hyperlink above to stay updated on my writing for Jerk (my first article should be up sometime this weekend).
Thanks to everyone who read and supported Your Favorite Blog, and you're welcome for my two cents. Keep the change, you filthy animals.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Raytheon's Ship-Mounted Laser Weapon Incinerates a UAV in Flight (Video)
Raytheon revealed its next-gen directed energy weapon at the Farnborough Air Show today. The video shows its Laser Weapons System (LaWS) -- a six-laser weapon that focuses on a single target -- engaging and then ROASTING an unmanned aerial vehicle from the deck of a Navy vessel at sea.
There are couple reason why this new weapon is awesome:
1) It's a solid-state laser, rather than a chemical laser, so it's not as hazardous to handle and it requires less energy to use.
2) It's smaller, which makes it more feasible to pack onto a naval vessel.
3) Raytheon demonstrated that a laser integrated into the Navy's Phalanx anti-missile defense system (a weapons system already mounted on many naval vessels ) can hit a moving target from the deck of a ship, which itself is moving and rolling along with the ocean.
Check out the destruction...
HOLY SHIT!!!!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Watch the Apollo 11 Landing With New Audio and Multiple Cameras
41 years ago today, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the Moon. Millions watched the grainy video and listened to the noisy sound from space. Now, Stephen Slater and Footagevault have joined multiple camera feeds with restored audio:
The result is a new view of the amazing events that took place on July 20, 1969, and a perfect excuse to watch it again.
Monday, July 19, 2010
This Week in Review-- College Cocktails Vol. 3 (The Skidmore Bonus)
In addition to the thrill of acting like a hooligan and a suicide-inducing hangover, my recent excursion to Skidmore College also produced the most deadly College Cocktail to date. More vile even than the Willie Horton.
COLLEGE COCKTAIL -- Bundy Beer (Beer + 1-2 shots of Ethanol)
Bundy Beer will murder and defile your esophagus like it was Caryn Campbell in 1975 (Bundy's 14th victim). Your gag reflex will try to halt Bundy Beer's descent into your stomach but, just like the cunning and ruthless serial killer it is named after, Bundy Beer will prevail. As the putrid taste of grain alcohol mixed poorly with cheap beer lingers in your mouth, Bundy Beer is busy overtaxing your liver and eroding your stomach lining. It shows no mercy. Drink Bundy Beer if it's your wish to seriously harm yourself. Or right before a Justin Bieber concert. Whichever.
Rating: Full Gnar
BACKSTORY: Bundy Beer was actually consumed by myself and Johan Von Reves (if you're cool, you know who this is) this past weekend at Skidmore. Johan's house mate went to the World Cup this summer and brought back a vuvuzela, which was impromtu converted into a drinking funnel on Saturday night.
We still had a little bit of Everclear left over from last night's festivities so Johan dared me to pour two shots in my full cup of Keystone and funnel it through the vuvuzela. Of course I abided, much to the dismay of my kidneys and liver.
In admiration of my own shameless feat, I triumphantly bellowed out of the vuvuzela and handed it to Johan. He followed in kind only to vomit everything in his stomach as soon as he removed the horn from his lips. Everyone cheered.
The description I typed up above is not an exaggeration at all. For lack of a better metaphor, Bundy Beer tastes like a bile-flavored wine cooler. If nothing else, Bundy Beer represents the unrepentant bad behavior that is induced by the mythical atmosphere of Skidmore College. I blame the institution.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Mel Gibson strikes again
Anyway, Mel's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, has secretly recorded 30-minutes of his abhorrent ranting. Here are some of the highlights:
"You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."
"How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice."
...and the highlight...
"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first."
Is doesn't really get any better/worse than that. Now everyone say goodbye to Mel Gibson.
The Win Streak Continues...
You should already know, Old Spice commercials >
The South African Rape Axe Condom Is Frightening.
Allow me to explain further. Women fearful of being raped can insert the Rape-Axe condom inside themselves like a diaphragm or tampon. When Rapie McRaperson tries to get his rape on, his penis is met by a circle of razor sharp teeth. When he pulls out, the Rape Axe comes with it. The only way to get it off (and put an end to the constant, insufferable pain) is to go to a doctor, which REALLY makes it easy for the prosecution to build a case.
Over 30,000 Rape-Axe condoms are being handed out free at South Africa's World Cup. After the Cup, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, the inventor of the Rape Axe, will sell them for $2.
Now there a couple things to consider here... What if, in a fit of rage induced by the realization that his penis will never look the same, the rapist murders the woman?
What if a jealous girlfriend uses it to exact revenge on a cheating boyfriend? (I've seen enough episodes of Jerry Springer- this is completely within the realm of possibility).
Both are unfortunate circumstances, but personally I'm contented with the fact that for every rape-turned-murder, there are many more rapists who will rot away in prison with their genitalia looking like downtown Baghdad.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
The Apocalypse Is Coming...
If a giant meteor destroys our planet tomorrow, blame aerobics instructor Diane Horner. Although this video has been around for 15 years so who knows. Either way, I'm gonna go ahead and deep sea dive into the Gulf now. I quit...
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's (I love The Onion)
Many years from now, I believe Denny's cultural significance will transcend its current, one-dimensional existence as a cheap, corporate restaurant chain. Someday, when the time comes for historians and political scientists to decide our generation's place in American history, Denny's will be the unit of analysis in its own empirical study.
My Hypothetical Denny's Experiment (briefly outlined):
Unit of analysis: Denny's restaurant patrons in the U.S.
Independent variable: Reasons why Denny's is awesome
Dependent variable: Level of intelligence
Control variable: Percent of U.S. population
My Hypothetical Denny's Experiment (the unfortunate results):
Independent Variables: Causality? Dependent Variables: % of US:
(why is Denny's aweome?) (how smart are you?)
--check all that apply--
1. Great food Yes Forrest Gump > you 80
2. It's fancy Yes Ayn Rand stoopid 90
3. Healthy food Yes Your IQ straddles room temp. 80
4. It's a great place
to watch the lower rungs
of our society act like animals Yes Unlike the guy in the booth
in their natural habitat adjacent to you with the NASCAR
tee shirt and handlebar mustache
with crumbs in it, you are smart.
You appreciate the novelty of
Denny's. You are the minority. 20
I'm being serious. I've been to a couple Denny's in my 20 (soon to be 21) years on this Earth and literally every single one has fit all the stereotypes. Dimwitted patrons? Check. Waitresses missing more than three of their teeth? Check. Greasy, processed, probably microwaved food? Definitely check (and to think I only had to spend $4.50... what a deal!).
And I didn't even see the kitchen. Thank gawd. It's still a rumor but I heard that they filmed The Descent in the Denny's kitchen in Syracuse (my beloved college town).
So you can imagine how happy I was when I stumbled upon this video on The Onion:
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
Monday, June 28, 2010
Entourage won.
Last night, my favorite HBO show (since Sopranos and The Wire ended), Entourage, returned for my viewing pleasure and, oh man, it was glorious. Simply put, Entourage won, which means (by the transitive property) I win because every Sunday (the eve of my perpetual, 40-hour work week) for the rest of summer is not going to suck as bad.
Entourage won for several reasons...
Reason 1- Dania Ramirez.
She was the sexy limo driver that Turtle tried (and thankfully failed) to kiss. I say thankfully because convincing me that Turtle could rebound from Jamie-Lynn Sigler to Dania Ramirez is a task too presumptuous (and altogether ill-advised) even for the brilliant HBO writers. But with that said, Ms. Ramirez is fine. Click the hyperlink to peep her Maxim spread.
Reason 2- I'm genuinely interested in the plot.
Turtle's business is finally taking off, which I like because I had grown tired of the slacker, butt-of-every-joke Turtle who was essentially just a leech on the rest of the entourage.
Drama's career is in jeopardy which will be entertaining because, unlike Vince whose static mood is a certain savvy nonchalance, Drama goes nuts when things take a turn for the worst. So I'm excited to see how he swindles and strong arms a deal for his own network show.
Ari is now the top dog. As he explained in his meeting with the agents, his responsibilities have elevated from simple client management and acquisition. He can now contend for the rights to American entertainment properties like the NFL. Ari will be faced with more daunting tasks. Hilarity will ensue.
Reason 3- The Guru tribute.
As you may or may not know, hip hop legend Keith "Guru" Elam died on April 20th of this year from cancer-related complications. He was 43. Hip hop heads know that he and DJ Premier aka Gang Starr made some of the dopest music during what many consider the Golden Age of Hip Hop.
Entourage played the Gang Starr classic "Above The Clouds" as the credits rolled, which I thought was a wonderful, poignant salute to the recently deceased emcee. RIP Guru.
Like I said before, Entourage won. Can't wait for the rest of the season!
Friday, June 18, 2010
Kanye West Makes a Beat
Below is some footage of Kanye West making a beat possibly for Good Ass Job? I hope it is. Apparently the sample is this song from the musical Wicked... *shrugs*
I love watching artists in the studio during the creative process. And show tunes- they really tell the story of the human condition.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
The 8 Year Drought Is Over-- First Single Off Dr. Dre's Detox
After nearly a decade of empty promises, delays, and rumors, Dr. Dre's Detox had become a myth, a legend; another Dr. Dre album? It sounded too good to be true. And it almost was...
Since the "Detox Chronicles" began back in 2002, Dre has been producing heat for other artists (most recently 5 tracks on Eminem's Relapse: Refill and the public, like dope fiends in withdrawal, simply could not wait for their next Dre fix. But we forced ourselves to be patient because, well, The Chronic 2001 was that good. However, after promises of a finished product had been lingering for almost 3 years, the hopeless anticipation had become too presumptuous for even the most loyal Dre fan.
After watching that doofy HP Envy commercial and refusing to shell out $400 for Beat By Dre, I, too, had given up on the most anticipated hip hop album ever. I just couldn't stay optimistic; the constant disappointment was too difficult to endure. But today, June 16th, 2010, I saw something miraculous. Something so shocking that I literally froze in disbelief until I could comprehend the proverbial Dear John letter sent from my eyes to my brain. First Detox single?!
Yes, it's here. Since usershare.com has been raped and pillaged by all the people posting the single- I'll give you a Youtube video and three download links. Enjoy...
DOWNLOAD: Dr. Dre- Under Pressure feat. Jay-Z (usershare)
DOWNLOAD: Dr. Dre- Under Pressure feat. Jay-Z (alternate usershare link)
DOWNLOAD: Dr. Dre- Under Pressure feat. Jay-Z (filezee)
Holy Shit...
I want you to be as surprised/excited/incredulous as I was so I'm not going to reveal anything about what you're about to see. Just thank Activision for weaving your dreams.
The Gulf Is Still a DISASTER
Based on recently revised estimates, BP's ruptured oil well at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico continues to leak 25,000 to 30,000 barrels of oil a day. The new figures suggest that an amount of oil equivalent to the Exxon Valdez disaster could still be flowing into the Gulf of Mexico every 8 to 10 days.
Head over to Boston.com for their "Big Picture" round up of the ongoing catastrophe in the Gulf Coast. The devastation is unbelievable.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Mortal Kombat: Rebirth
Speculation ran rampant yesterday with the debut of a short "Mortal Kombat" film (subtitled, Rebirth) that was posted anonymously on Youtube. Today, Jeri Ryan, one of the actors in the film, revealed that Rebirth was made by Director Kevin Tancharoen for Warner Brothers to see his vision of a reimagined MK film.
Just ask The Deug, he and I are big fans of the Mortal Kombat video game series. So much so that we were forced to stop playing Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance on Xbox because the tournaments would get so heated that we would actually want to kill each other after each match.
Anyway, check out the trailer below but be warned that some of the images are pretty grisly... (like Reptile may or may not be shown eating pieces of a human head... like they were beef jerky).
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
The Origami Yacht > Your Boss'
Yachts. Once used by the Dutch navy to catch pirates in the North Sea, now used as proverbial cock-n-balls for the super rich. The pinnacle of today's yacht market is the "gigayacht" segment (over 250 feet) which, according to Poder360, has grown 30% since 2007. Now most of these megayachts are just absurd; with such mindless amenities as a helipad, submarine, waterfall... essentially everything that most sensible people would scoff at.
HOWEVER, there is one yacht that is so sweet that it's totally worth the $7.2 million price tag. That is, of course, the Origami Yacht-- winner of the Millennium Yacht Design Awards and the first yacht to fold onto itself for an optimal aerodynamic shape when it's time to cruise and unfold when it's time to stop and enjoy the sun (blow yayo off your trophy wife's buttcheek).
Here's how it works:
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Meet Neil, The Real-Life Cyborg Who's Not Programmed to Terminate You
Many of you have heard of the term, "cyborg," from the Terminator series. Specifically, when Ahh-nold says, "Ah m a cybernetic organeesm; ah macheene weeth leeving teeshoo ouver my metol exoschkeleton."
Well, if his strong Austrian accent left you lost in translation, a cyborg is simply an organism that has both natural and artificial systems.
Neil Harbisson (pictured above) has achromatopsia, a syndrome that has links to five separate diseases but for Harbisson it means that he can only see in black and white. You'll notice in his photo however, that he's wearing a camera mounted to his head. This converts colors into soundwaves- which literally allows him to "hear" colors.
In his second year at the Darlington School of Arts in the UK, he attended a cybernetics lecture given by Adam Montandon, a student at Plymouth University. After introducing himself to Montandon and explaining his condition the pair started to work on what became known as the eyeborg project.
What they came up with was the camera you see on his head, it picks up colors and converts them into sound waves. By memorizing the different frequencies, Harbisson became the first person in history with the ability to hear colors.
The eyeborg was finetuned by Peter Kese, a Slovenian software developer. This further development meant that Harbisson can now perceive 360 color hues through varying frequencies. What's more? Adjustments in volume allow him to measure color saturation.
Considering he's an artist, studying fine arts at school, being able to see color has helped him immensely—with the painting below being his interpretation of Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, taking the soundwaves he hears from the music, and converting it into color.
Cool!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Evan's Mixtape Thursdays Volume 3
Just in time for summer, The Cool Kids hit us over the head with 16 tracks of heat. But let me be clear, this isn't anything groundbreaking; not even their best release (Bake Sale EP > ). It's just a great collection 808-heavy, boom bap tracks that are perfect for the warm June, July, & August nights. An even mixture of brand new music, unreleased freestyles, and songs originally intended for their LP.
With that said, the beats are too dope. Chuck Inglish might be a better producer than rapster which speaks volumes and is entirely true. If you're like me and you like to nod your head to some low fi, 1988, Eric B. & Rakim type shit then you'll definitely enjoy Tacklebox. Inglish shows his versatility on "Great Outdoors" where the jazz sample is clearly inspired by another throwback legend, DJ Premier.
To be honest, besides the catchy hooks and the occasional polysyllabic rhyme- the lyrics are irrelevant. I blame (and credit) The Cool Kids for popularizing hipster rap, but as long as the bass is bumpin'- The Cool Kids' Tacklebox will stay on repeat at least until 24 Hour Karate School or Pilot Talk* drops (both of which have been trying to clear all their samples since March). So in conclusion, download this, crank your bass up, and vibe out to some new Cool Kids. Can't really go wrong with that.
DOWNLOAD: The Cool Kids- Tacklebox (mixtape) [mediafire]
Alternate Link: [usershare]
*featured below


